Chapter Thirteen
Once Bitten
The moment Sarah's foot landed on the bridge, the whole structure
creaked and settled down a couple of inches. She jumped off again
quickly.
"Have no fear, sweet madam," Sir Didymus reassured her. "This bridge
has stood a thousand years."
Sarah looked warily at the bridge. "I just hope it stands another
five minutes." She put her foot on it again and felt it sway beneath
her. Gingerly, with a hand held out for Ludo to grab it if need be,
she put her whole weight on the bridge. It settled again, with a
noise like a very dry hinge. A couple of fragments fell off, with a
puff of dust, and plopped into the bubbling bog.
One hand on the rickety handrail, the other arm outstretched like a
tightrope walker, Sarah advanced a step, then another. There were
noises of squeaking and cracking at every movement she made. Behind
her she heard a dull splash. A stone in the pier, loosened by her
weight, had fallen. She felt the plank beneath her feet give another
inch. The only thing that made her go on was the certainty that she
had no alternative.
Sir Didymus, in contrast, had no qualms. He was giving no more
thought to the bridge, in fact. His brain was glowing with the
prospect of, at last, submitting himself to the supreme test of the
chivalric code -- a quest. He had no idea what these people's purpose
was, but it was clear that they must have one, from the sense of
urgency that his trained eye had detected in the damsel. It was,
moreover, a purpose of such high import that her courtiers were
willing to engage in unarmed combat with a warrior such as himself in
order to achieve it. His skin tingled and his eyes flashed as he
turned to Ludo, and said, "Since thou art my brother, I will come
with thee whate'er thy quest. Lead on!" With a little bow and a
flourish of his hand, he invited Ludo to follow Sarah across the
bridge.
Ludo shook his head. "Ludo -- wait!"
And even as Ludo eyed the bridge suspiciously, another large chunk of
masonry crumbled out of the pier and rolled into the bog. The bridge
suddenly sagged and swayed. Sarah grabbed hold of the handrail with
both hands. Other stones and loose cement were falling from the pier.
In the middle of the shaking, sinking bridge, Sarah was stranded. She
looked around in horror, saw that the whole thing was collapsing, and
made a run for it to the other side.
Too late. With a screeching, rending noise, the rotten timbers gave
way beneath her. The vile muck bubbled over the edges of the planks
in front of her. Sarah leaped for an overhanging branch of an ailing,
leafless tree beside the bridge and managed to get both hands onto
it. Swinging there, looking down at the crust of scum bubbling
beneath her feet, and at the remains of the bridge floating on the
bog, she moaned at the thought of being stained and stinking forever.
With each swing she heard the branch tearing away from its trunk.
"Help!" she cried pitifully. "Ludo! Hoggle! Sir Didymus! Help! Do
something!"
Sir Didymus was transfixed. His bridge had been erased from the
landscape. It took him a little time to accustom himself to the new
view, and a little more to accept that the role he had always played
so devoutly had now been abolished. Then he remembered that he had
just dedicated himself to these people's quest.
"Fear not, fair maiden," he called out to Sarah. "I will rescue
thee." He looked around giddily for the means. "Somehow," he called,
encouragingly.
Sarah, feet swinging, hearing the branch splitting, gurgled, "Help!"
Sir Didymus held his staff out toward Sarah. It bridged about a
thirtieth of the gap between them. "Here!" he shouted.
Hoggle, on the far bank, just closed his eyes.
Ludo sat back on his haunches, threw back his head, opened his huge
mouth and howled ten times more loudly than he had when the goblins
had been tormenting him.
Sir Didymus gaped round at the amazing noise. "By the saints in their
stockings!" he exclaimed. "Can I believe my ears?"
Sarah felt the branch starting to lower her and screamed, but none of
the others could hear her above Ludo's earth-shaking roar.
Sir Didymus was shocked. "Sir Ludo, my brother!" he said
reproachfully. "Art thou the manly knight I fought e'en now? Canst
thou sit by and do no more than howl when yon damsel stands in need
of our most gallant assistance?"
"HOOOOOWWWWWLL!" Ludo continued.
Sarah's feet were by now wriggling only inches above the
khaki-colored slime. She bent her knees up to postpone the dreadful
moment of contact, but she could feel that the branch was tearing its
last fibers.
From the far side of the bog, a rumbling noise could be heard,
growing louder as it approached. A huge rock was rolling itself
across the ground. Hoggle, hearing the noise behind him, had to jump
out of the way. The boulder went past him, slipped itself gently into
the bog, and came to rest, breaking the surface, immediately
underneath Sarah's feet. As it arrived there, the branch cracked off
the tree. Sarah landed on the dry rock, curled up and crumpled. She
lay there sobbing with relief, but nearly asphyxiated by the stench a
few inches from her nose.
Ludo's howling had not been a cry of useless dismay. The stones of
the earth had saved him not long since, when Sarah's aim at the
tormenting goblins' helmets had proved so accurate. Now he was
summoning them again.
Sir Didymus was openmouthed. He kept turning his head, looking from
the boulder to Ludo and back again, unable to decide which element of
the miracle more deserved his attention, cause or effect, brother or
rock.
Ludo was not done. His head was still back, and he sustained his
howling. This time he was answered by rocks dwelling beneath the
mire. One by one they came to the surface, shedding the slime as
though it were egg white. They stood themselves side by side, until
they had created a perfectly flat causeway stretching from Sarah's
rock to each side of the bog.
Sarah stood up. She gazed at Ludo and shook her head in wonder. Then
she smiled, gratefully blew him a kiss, and ran across the causeway
to the far shore, where Hoggle held out his hand to help her onto the
dry ground.
"Oh!" Sir Didymus sighed in a low, respectful voice, and looked
ardently at this most potent knight, the flower of chivalry, his
brother. In almost a whisper, he asked, "Canst thou then summon up
the very rocks, Sir Ludo?"
"Rocks -- friends." Ludo stood up, and charged joyfully across his
causeway to rejoin Sarah.
"Sir Ludo!" Sir Didymus called after him. "Wait for me." He did not
want to lose this noble company. He looked around and barked out,
"Ambrosius! My noble steed!"
From behind a tree a woolly Old English sheepdog poked his nose
warily out. When he saw that it was safe, he trotted obediently up to
his master, panting in anticipation.
Sarah, waiting on the far side of the bog, was incredulous when she
saw Ambrosius. He was the identical twin of Merlin (who, she thought
glumly, was probably still confined to the garage). "That's your
steed?" she called to Sir Didymus.
"Indeed it is," Sir Didymus called back, mounting up. "And no knight
has one better -- fleet and surefooted in battle, loyal and obedient
in peaceful times, he is a flawless mount. Except when he sees a
cat." He squeezed Ambrosius in the ribs with his heels. "Onward," he
commanded.
Ambrosius carried him at a trot over the causeway. There, Sir Didymus
dismounted and led his steed, walking beside Sarah and Ludo. The
valiant knight was agog to hear how perilous their quest was to be,
but he contained his impatience like the perfect gentleman that he
was.
Sarah looked around for Hoggle. The dwarf was still hanging around
the edge of the bog. Could he have gotten to like it there? "Come on,
Hoggle," Sarah called.
Hoggle was vacillating in hogglish dilemma. His hand was in the pouch
that hung from his belt, fingering the peach. If he gave it to Sarah,
he would be betraying his heart. If he did not give it to her, he
would be dumped headfirst in the Bog of Stench.
He brought the peach out and held it over the bog. He had not quite
reached a decision yet, but he reckoned it would be wise to be
prepared to act instantly once he had, with no time to change his
mind. The peach might even slip accidentally from his fingers and
relieve him of the responsibility of making the choice.
He was still holding the peach over the fetid scum when he heard a
voice in the air above his head. "I wouldn't do that if I were you,"
it said.
Hoggle was so startled that he almost dropped the peach. But his
fingers tightened around it. He closed his eyes in anguish. Jareth,
wherever he was, was watching him. "Please," Hoggle whispered, "I
can't give it to her."
He felt his feet sliding toward the brink of the bog.
"No!" Hoggle squealed. "No! All right!"
He put the peach back in his pouch and walked miserably toward the
others.
Sir Didymus had been fretting at the delay. When he saw that Hoggle
was following at last, he decided that the expedition needed brisker
leadership. He was the one to do it, as long as they would tell him
where they wanted him to lead them. He mounted Ambrosius again and
headed into the forest, since it was obvious that they all had some
unfathomable aversion to the bog. Ludo and Sarah followed him. Hoggle
trailed some way behind.
For a while, they went along in silence. Sir Didymus frowned and
sucked his teeth, reflecting on the travails and perils through which
he and Sir Ludo, his legendary brother, would be expected to lead the
company. But withal, he thought, spurring on Ambrosius, thus is it
and must always be in the knightly vocation. Be thou afraid or easily
deterred, then let thee never bow thy knee to receive the sword of
honor upon thy craven shoulder.
Ludo, walking behind Sir Didymus, was thinking how good it was to
breathe sweet air again, and how hungry he was.
Sarah shared these thoughts, but mostly she was preoccupied with how
Toby was faring, and with how much time might remain of the thirteen
hours Jareth had given her.
Hoggle was thinking of the choice he had not made, and of what, in
consequence, he now had to do to Sarah. If she knew, he thought, she
could scarcely blame me, could she? How would she like to be
suspended headfirst in the Bog? No, it's all Jareth's fault. I'm just
obeying an order that I can't refuse.
Sarah realized that she had no idea where Sir Didymus was leading
them. She asked him.
"Withersoever thy quest demandeth," he answered. He had never felt so
happy.
"Do you know the way to the castle?"
"To anysoever castle thou namest, fair and gentle damsel. The Castle
of Perseverance? The Castle of Tintagel? The Castle --"
"Jareth's castle."
"Ah. In Goblin City." Sir Didymus nodded. He had been hoping for a
quest that would take seven years to perform, but he did not show his
disappointment. Perhaps this was a trial, and something more enduring
would come of it. "Ambrosius knows these woods well," he said. "We
shall reach the town well before day doth break tomorrow." He gave
Ambrosius's reins a brisk shake and trotted purposefully ahead.
Tomorrow, Sarah was thinking anxiously. Tomorrow will be to late to
save Toby, assuming that the sun takes twenty-four hours, or maybe
twenty-six, to cycle around here. She looked at the sky, through the
forest branches, and saw that it was evening. Pink and amber ribbons
of cloud were lit by the declining sun. "How many hours will that
be?" she asked.
Sir Didymus shrugged. "I know not hours, sweet maiden. A knight must
perforce reckon his life by intervals of seven years."
"Oh." Sarah looked at Ludo, but knew that he would know nothing about
clocks.
Ludo caught her glance. "Hungry," he said sadly.
"We can't stop," Sarah told him, "but maybe there are some berries or
something."
She looked for Hoggle. Perhaps he might have some idea of the time.
Hoggle saw her looking back for him, and waiting for him to catch up,
and he knew that the time had come. He forced himself to alter his
demeanor, switched on a glassy smile, drove his feet into a perky
stride, and came swaggering up, good old Hoggle, trusty friend.
"Missy," he said, beaming, and held out his hand.
In it Sarah saw the most luscious peach, so rich and ripe and
tantalizingly juicy that it appeared to be glowing. She realized that
Ludo was not the only one who was hungry. Oh, kind Hoggle! He must
have heard them talking about food.
She held her hand out toward the peach. It looked so large and
delicious that they could each have a mouthful of it. "Hoggle," she
said gratefully, "you're a lifesaver."
She wondered if she should politely offer the others first bite, but
by now it was in her hand, and Hoggle was looking so pleased to have
given it to her that she felt it was expected of her to take a bite.
She raised it to her lips, then held it away again to look at it. The
scent was beautiful.
Hoggle, fists clenching, glanced up at Ludo and Sir Didymus and saw
that they had not stopped, but were a distance away. That was
something.
Sarah looked at the peach almost with regret. It was a pity to spoil
such a lovely thing. Although that was the point, wasn't it? A peach
made itself lovely just so that someone would spoil it. But if that
were the case, it was clever to be repulsive, and rattlesnakes might
rule the earth one day. Was that what they had in mind?
She bit into the peach.
The sound of her biting made Hoggle tremble. He wanted to put his
hands over his ears.
Sarah's face was rapt. "This tastes ... so strange." She looked at
the peach, and found that her eyes would not focus on it. She began
to sway. Feeling that she might be going to faint, she took a step
toward Hoggle, for support. She stumbled. With one hand she wiped her
brow while, with the other, she held the peach out at arm's length,
trying to look at it properly. Then she understood. Slowly, she
looked at Hoggle. He was a blurred, shimmering shape. "Hoggle," she
said quietly. "What have you done?"
In a strangled voice, Hoggle cried out, "Damn you, Jareth! And damn
me, too!" Turning his face away from Sarah, he ran headlong into the
forest.
Now Sarah was tottering. She managed to stagger to a tree, and leaned
against it. She had already forgotten Hoggle and Ludo and Sir Didymus
and Toby, and where she was and why. All her thoughts were for
Jareth, and her eyes were looking up at the sky.
"Everything's dancing," she whispered.
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